The Constitutional Monarchy of Chukot state is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Quandale Dingle the 3rd with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.417 billion Chukot stateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camtovsk. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chukot statean economy, worth 453 trillion Chukot syots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,800 Chukot syots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chukot state's national animal is the Polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Chukot state is ranked 29,887^th in the world and 21^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.